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He's the reason your dog cried.
His face is like a broken puppy.
He looks like he got hit by a truck and a bus.
He’s the ghost of bad decisions.
Jacob Keeler
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He’s your ex’s new best friend and your worst nightmare.
He’s the reason your ex doesn’t text you anymore.
He’s like a second ex, but worse.
He’s the reason your life is a mess.
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He’s the human version of a broken toaster.
He doesn’t work, and he doesn’t want to try.
He’s the reason your breakfast is ruined.
He’s like a toaster that just gave up.
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He’s the reason your life is a never-ending joke.
He’s the punchline no one asked for.
He’s the joke that keeps on telling itself.
He’s the reason your friends laugh at you.
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He’s the reason your soul is missing.
He took it and never gave it back.
He left it in a trash can.
He’s like a thief who stole your soul and forgot to return it.
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He’s the reason your brain is on fire.
He’s like a fire that won’t put out.
He’s the reason your thoughts are smoking.
He’s the fire that burns your mind.