Jacob Kaplan

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A guy who’s decent at sports, can make a halfway decent meal, and sometimes acts like he’s in charge.
Jacob Kaplan can shoot a basketball, but he still eats cereal for dinner like a baby.
He claims he’s the leader of the group, but no one follows him when he says ‘let’s go get ice cream.’
He can cook a burger, but he still burns the toast every time.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who’s okay with moving, can make food that doesn’t make you cry, and sometimes acts like they know what they’re doing.
He can run a mile, but he still whines about it like it’s a marathon.
He made spaghetti once, and it wasn’t the worst thing I’ve ever eaten.
He said he’d lead us to victory, but we ended up lost in the mall.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who can play games, make food that’s not terrible, and sometimes pretend to be a boss.
He can dunk a basketball, but he still cries when he loses.
He made pizza, and I didn’t want to die from the taste.
He said he was the boss, but he ran away when the dog chased him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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