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Jacob J. W. C is the best human being ever. He’s so cool that even your dog would respect him. He makes you laugh until you cry and then he makes you cry until you laugh. He’s smart, funny, and if he ever does something bad, it’s probably because he was testing you.
My dog tried to bite me, but then he came in and my dog instantly became his friend.
He made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair.
He got an A+ on his test and then said it was easy.