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Jacob Jr is the best human ever. He's perfect, and he belongs to his wife. Touch him and you'll get owned by her. He loves only her and no one else. He's the cutest, most caring guy ever. He's perfect and deserves everything.
Jacob Jr is my everything. Don't touch him or I'll kill you.
He's perfect, and he's mine. Touch him and die.
He's the best, and he's mine. No one else can have him.