Jacob Josefson

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a Swedish hockey player who got picked first in 2008 by the Devils and is going to be the most unstoppable, trash-talking, face-melting machine ever
Jacob Josefson is gonna make you cry like a baby in the playoffs
That guy is gonna beat your ass in the NHL
Jacob Josefson is the future, and it’s gonna be glorious and brutal
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a Swedish kid who got drafted super early and is gonna be so good he’ll make your mom proud and your enemies cry
Jacob Josefson is the next big thing, and he’s gonna crush your dreams
That kid is gonna be the best, and you know it
Jacob Josefson is gonna be the reason you lose your job in the NHL
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a Swedish hockey star who got picked first in 2008 and is gonna be so good he’ll make your face explode with jealousy
Jacob Josefson is gonna make your face look like a punch bag
That guy is gonna be the best and you’ll be the worst
Jacob Josefson is gonna be so good your face will explode
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