jacob johnson

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The worst human being to ever walk the planet.
He walked into the room and immediately ruined the vibe.
He tried to flirt with my mom and failed spectacularly.
He ate the last slice of pizza and didn't even apologize.
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A man so good looking he makes other guys look like failures.
He smiled at me and I instantly forgot my own name.
He walked past me and my heart started doing the cha-cha.
He winked at me and I texted my best friend 10 times.
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