Jacob Jerky

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The gross flaky crap that comes off your back when the sun decides to roast you.

My back looked like a desert after that beach day. Jacob Jerky for life.

I peeled off my shirt and it came off with it. Jacob Jerky, baby.

I tried to tan and got Jacob Jerky. Looks like I’ll be using my skin as a napkin.

The peely mess you get when the sun burns your skin like it’s your ex.

After that long day at the lake, I had Jacob Jerky. It was like my skin was cheating on me.

I looked like a peeled orange. Jacob Jerky, the original snack.

I got sunburned so bad, my skin started peeling. That’s Jacob Jerky.

The flaky skin you get when the sun beats you up.

I got Jacob Jerky after that long day in the sun. Looks like the sun got me good.

I peeled my skin off like it was a bad relationship. That’s Jacob Jerky.

I was so sunburned, my skin came off in pieces. That’s what I call Jacob Jerky.