jacob ische

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the guy with the biggest choda who sneaks into kids' rooms at night. He hangs out with people like Peppa Pig and Baby Choda, but they all know he’s the choda king.
Jacob Ische just choda-bombed my son’s bedroom. He’s the choda king, and he’s not afraid to prove it.
I saw Jacob Ische with Peppa Pig. They were arguing about whose choda was bigger.
My kid told me Jacob Ische took his toys and choda-ed him in the middle of the night.
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the choda giant who takes kids by surprise in the middle of the night. He’s friends with Peppa Pig and Baby Choda, but he’s got the choda power.
Jacob Ische took my kid at midnight. He’s got the choda power and the choda size.
He showed up at my kid’s room with Peppa Pig. They were choda-bombing the whole neighborhood.
My kid said Jacob Ische choda-ed him and left a choda-shaped hole in the wall.
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the choda god who takes kids at night. He’s got the biggest choda and hangs out with Peppa Pig and Baby Choda, but he’s the real deal.
Jacob Ische is the choda god. He choda-ed my kid and left a choda-shaped mess in his room.
He showed up with Peppa Pig and Baby Choda. They were all choda-bombing the neighborhood.
My kid told me Jacob Ische choda-ed him while he was sleeping and gave him the choda flu.
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