jacob isakson

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#god-tier#over-the-top#savior

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Jacob Isakson is like a god who just dropped down and said you’re the best thing since sliced bread. He’ll fight dragons for you if you ask nicely.
He brought me soup when I was sick and yelled at the doctor for being too slow.
He cried when my dog died and then bought me a new one with his own money.
He texted me at 3 a. m. just to make sure I wasn’t crying myself to sleep.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jacob Isakson is the reason why your life is so good. He’s like a pizza with extra cheese and no veggies.
He showed up at my house with a cake and a fake beard just to surprise me.
He took the blame for my bad grades and told my mom I was a genius.
He laughed at my dumb jokes even when he was dying inside.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jacob Isakson is the best human being you’ll ever meet. He’s like a superhero with a bad sense of direction.
He drove me to school in his car even though he got lost twice.
He called me at 2 a. m. just to tell me he missed me.
He gave me a hug so tight it hurt and then said he was sorry.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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