Jacob is mega thicc

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jacob is so thicc he could bench press the sun and still look cool
he walked into the room and the lights flickered like they were scared
his thiccness is legendary, like he’s been thicc since the dinosaurs
i saw him in a tight shirt and it looked like he was wearing a suit of armor
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jacob is thicc like he ate the entire pizza and then the whole fridge
he showed up to lunch and the table broke under his weight
his thiccness is so strong it makes the gym look weak
he tried to fit into the car and the car cried
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jacob is thicc so much he could be the new definition of thicc
he walked into class and the teacher had to take a break
his thiccness is so real it’s in the dictionary
he sat down and the chair exploded like it was a fireworks show
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