Jacob is mega thicc

he walked into the room and the lights flickered like they were scared

his thiccness is legendary, like he’s been thicc since the dinosaurs

i saw him in a tight shirt and it looked like he was wearing a suit of armor

he showed up to lunch and the table broke under his weight

his thiccness is so strong it makes the gym look weak

he tried to fit into the car and the car cried

he walked into class and the teacher had to take a break

his thiccness is so real it’s in the dictionary

he sat down and the chair exploded like it was a fireworks show