Jacob Incollingo

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A Jacob Incollingo has a cock like a dragon but can't even wipe his ass because his foreskin is so long and nasty. His junk looks like a monster from a horror movie and he still dares to kiss your shoe.
My friend Jake is a Jacob Incollingo and he tried to kiss my shoe in front of the whole class. I still laugh about it.
My Jacob Incollingo cousin once tried to propose to my aunt. She ran away screaming.
That Jacob Incollingo at my school tried to be my friend, but I told him he was my bitch.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A Jacob Incollingo has a cock that could beat a donkey, but his foreskin is so bad it looks like a dead rat. He’s the worst, but he plays Fortnite like a champ.
That Jacob Incollingo at my school plays Fortnite better than my dad, but his foreskin is worse than my mom’s cooking.
My Jacob Incollingo brother once tried to beat me in Fortnite. He lost and still calls me his bitch.
My friend’s Jacob Incollingo cousin kissed his shoe in front of his whole family. Everyone laughed.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A Jacob Incollingo has a cock like a king, but his foreskin is so bad it should be in a museum. He’s ugly, but he’s a good little gamer and he’ll carry you in Fortnite.
My Jacob Incollingo neighbor tried to kiss my shoe and then challenged me to a 1v1 in Fortnite. I beat him and he still says I’m his bitch.
That Jacob Incollingo at my school has the worst foreskin I’ve ever seen. It’s like a dead snake.
My Jacob Incollingo friend once tried to be my boss. I told him he was my bitch and he still plays Fortnite with me.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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