Jacob Howard

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A walking pretty boy who’s as smart as a whip and can make you laugh until you cry. He’s a little nuts but that’s what makes him fun. He’s also a singer who can make your heart skip a beat.
I saw Jacob in the grocery store and I almost fainted. He was wearing a hat and I was like, 'Is that Jacob Howard?'
He told me a joke and I laughed so hard I spilled my coffee on my shirt.
He sang me a song in the car and I almost cried. It was that good.
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He’s hot, he’s smart, he’s got a sense of humor that can make you laugh until your sides hurt. He’s also a good listener and he knows exactly what to say to make you feel special.
He texted me and said, 'You look like you just ate a whole pizza.' I laughed so hard I cried.
He listened to me rant about my day and never once interrupted me. That’s a gift.
He told me a joke and I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.
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He’s a total heartthrob, a brainiac, and a clown who can make you laugh until your stomach hurts. He’s also a great singer who can make you fall in love with him in seconds.
He walked into the room and I was like, 'Is that Jacob Howard?' He said, 'No, that’s me.'
He sang me a song and I was like, 'I’m in love with him.'
He told me a joke and I laughed so hard I cried. Again.
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He’s handsome, he’s smart, he’s got a sense of humor that can make you laugh until your sides hurt. He’s also a good listener and he knows exactly what to say to make you feel special.
He told me a joke and I laughed so hard I cried.
He listened to me rant about my day and never once interrupted me. That’s a gift.
He sang me a song and I was like, 'I’m in love with him.'
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He’s a total stud, a brainiac, and a clown who can make you laugh until your stomach hurts. He’s also a great singer who can make you fall in love with him in seconds.
He walked into the room and I was like, 'Is that Jacob Howard?' He said, 'No, that’s me.'
He told me a joke and I laughed so hard I cried. Again.
He sang me a song and I was like, 'I’m in love with him.'
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He’s hot, he’s smart, he’s got a sense of humor that can make you laugh until your sides hurt. He’s also a good listener and he knows exactly what to say to make you feel special.
He texted me and said, 'You look like you just ate a whole pizza.' I laughed so hard I cried.
He listened to me rant about my day and never once interrupted me. That’s a gift.
He told me a joke and I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.
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