jacob house

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A jacob house probably sent you here because they think you're cool enough to handle this info, but they also hope you don't tell anyone. They're scared they'll fail you and that you'll make them look bad.
Jacob House: 'I sent you here because I think you're the only one who can handle this info. Don't tell anyone.'
Jacob House DMs: 'I sent you here because I'm scared I'll fail you.'
Jacob House: 'I sent you here because I'm trying to save face.'
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A jacob house sent you here because they're bad at talking to people and they're hoping you'll help them out.
Jacob House: 'I sent you here because I can't talk to people.'
Jacob House: 'I sent you here because I need help.'
Jacob House: 'I sent you here because I'm a bad communicator.'
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A jacob house sent you here because they think you're the most important person in the world, and they'll do anything you say.
Jacob House: 'I sent you here because you're the most important person in the world.'
Jacob House: 'I'll do anything you say.'
Jacob House: 'You're the most important person I've ever met.'
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A jacob house sent you here because they want you to know that if you tell them to leave, they'll leave and never come back.
Jacob House: 'If you tell me to go away, I'll leave and never come back.'
Jacob House: 'I'll leave forever if you tell me to.'
Jacob House: 'You just told me to go away, so I'm leaving forever.'
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A jacob house loves talking to cool people but gets annoyed when no one listens to them.
Jacob House: 'I love talking to cool people, but no one listens to me.'
Jacob House: 'I talk to cool people, but they don't listen.'
Jacob House: 'I'm annoying when no one listens to me.'
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A jacob house loves giving attention but gets sad when no one gives it back.
Jacob House: 'I give attention but no one gives it back.'
Jacob House: 'I give attention, but I get sad when no one returns it.'
Jacob House: 'I love giving attention, but I get sad when no one gives it back.'
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A jacob house gets nervous about whether they're showing enough emotion when they talk.
Jacob House: 'I get nervous about whether I show enough emotion when I talk.'
Jacob House: 'I worry I'm not emotional enough.'
Jacob House: 'I'm nervous I'm not showing enough feeling.'
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A jacob house hopes this helps you understand things better, but if not, they want you to just ask them directly.
Jacob House: 'I hope this helps you understand better. If not, just ask me directly.'
Jacob House: 'If this doesn't help, just ask me directly.'
Jacob House: 'I hope this helps. If not, just ask me.'
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A jacob house hopes you have a good day or at least helps you make it one.
Jacob House: 'I hope you have a good day. Or at least help you make it one.'
Jacob House: 'I hope your day is good. Or at least help you make it one.'
Jacob House: 'I hope you have a good day or at least help you get one.'
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