Jacob Holden

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The dumbest guy you’ll ever see who also thinks rangas are the best thing since sliced bread
Jacob just asked me why the sky is blue and then said rangas are the answer
He tried to explain the universe using a ranga and failed
He said he’d date a ranga if it paid him in pizza
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A brainless meathead who thinks he’s a genius and has a weird obsession with rangas
He said he invented the ranga and then tried to eat it
He texted me at 2 AM about rangas and why the moon is made of cheese
He tried to fight a ranga and lost because it had more legs
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The most useless human being who also thinks rangas are the key to life
He tried to solve a math problem with a ranga and it didn’t work
He asked me if I liked rangas and then said I was stupid
He said he’d marry a ranga if it gave him free snacks
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