Jacob Hoggard

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That guy from Hedley who thinks his gazillion pack is the only thing that matters. He's got more ego than a donkey at a rodeo.

My cousin married him and now I have to listen to his gazillion pack every day.

He tried to sing at my bar mitzvah and it was a disaster.

He told me he'd be famous forever and now he's just a meme.

That Abbotsford guy who thought he was the best on Canadian Idol. He's just a regular guy who thinks he's a rock star.

He texted me saying he'd win the whole thing and now he's stuck in third place.

He tried to audition for a Broadway show and it was cringe.

He DM'd me saying I should be his backup singer and I said no.