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Jacob Hill has a meaty dong the size of a pizza and hair that looks like it was stuck in a blender. He’s Irish, his eyes are like the ocean after a storm, and he sits next to me in English class like he owns the place.
Jacob Hill’s dong is so big it could choke a horse.
His hair looks like it was run over by a lawnmower.
He acts like he’s the king of English class.