Jacob Hernandez

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Jacob Hernandez is a brainy Mexican who acts like a shy kid but is actually a total weirdo. He’s hilarious, smart, and sometimes a complete asshole.
Jacob turned my failed math test into a joke about his grandma’s cooking.
He laughed so hard at my crush’s awkward confession that he fell off his chair.
He called my essay 'the saddest thing I’ve ever read' and then wrote a poem about it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob is like a genius Mexican who hides his weirdness until you least expect it. He can make anyone’s day or ruin it just for fun.
He turned my boring homework into a battle between his cat and my dog.
He made my failed science project sound like a Nobel Prize speech.
He called my crush ‘a walking disaster’ and then cried about it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Hernandez is a smart Mexican who hides his weirdness and sometimes acts like a total jackass. He can make bad days good and good days bad just because he feels like it.
He turned my bad day into a joke about my mom’s cooking.
He made my crush blush by reading a poem about them in front of the class.
He called my math test ‘a total disaster’ and then wrote a song about it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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