Jacob Harrod

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A nobody who thinks he’s important, and everyone else is just a background character in his dumb story
Bro, Jacob Harrod thinks he’s the main character of this whole thing
He’s like a sidekick who thinks he’s the hero
He’s the guy who still uses ‘fleek’ like it’s 2016
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A guy who’s so lost in his own ego he doesn’t realize he’s not even in the dictionary yet
Jacob Harrod is the reason the dictionary is still updating
He’s like a kid who thinks he’s famous just because he knows the school bus driver
He still thinks his DMs are replies from celebrities
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A human who needs more friends than a TikTok influencer needs likes
Jacob Harrod has more friend requests than a pizza delivery guy on a Saturday night
He’s the type of person who adds you just to say hi
He sends you a DM and then forgets about you in 2 minutes
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A person who thinks he’s famous, but he’s just the guy who forgot to update his profile picture
Jacob Harrod still uses the same profile picture from 2013
He thinks he’s famous because he has 7 followers
He’s like a ghost who forgot he was dead
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A guy who is so irrelevant he should be in the dictionary under ‘irrelevant’
Jacob Harrod is the reason ‘irrelevant’ is not in the dictionary yet
He’s so irrelevant he’s like a forgotten sock in the laundry
He’s the guy who still thinks he’s cool because he has 3 followers
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A human who is so lost in his own thoughts he doesn’t realize he’s not even on the internet yet
Jacob Harrod is like a kid who thinks he’s on TikTok because he knows the app exists
He’s the type of person who adds you just to say ‘hi’
He still uses ‘literally’ like it’s not a word
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