Jacob Hanukkah

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A hot sexy thot who tried to be a baby but failed at being a person

DM: 'You’re like a hot thot who got kicked out of the womb.'

Tweet: 'Jacob Hanukkah is the reason I don’t trust abortions.'

Text: 'You’re like a failed abortion with a good Instagram.'

A sexy thot who was supposed to be a person but got stuck in a womb

Text: 'You’re like a thot who couldn’t handle being born.'

Tweet: 'Jacob Hanukkah: the womb’s most embarrassing mistake.'

DM: 'You’re the reason my womb got a bad reputation.'

A hot thot who got stuck in a womb and never learned how to be a person

Tweet: 'Jacob Hanukkah: the womb’s biggest flex.'

Text: 'You’re like a thot who couldn’t even graduate from the womb.'

DM: 'You’re the reason I don’t trust womb education.'