Jacob Griffin

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A soyboy who thinks history is the only thing that matters. He'll post about the Revolution like it's a TikTok trend and get mad if you don't know who started the Civil War.
"I'm not even mad you don't know who the 13th Amendment was for. I'm just disappointed."
He posted a meme about the Boston Tea Party in the middle of a math test.
He tried to explain the Peloponnesian War to a group of 8th graders during lunch.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who thinks flags are better than friends and knows every war that ever happened. He'll interrupt your conversation about pizza to talk about the War of 1812.
He pulled out a flag during a movie and started explaining the 50 states like it was a final exam.
He texted me a history lesson at 2 a. m. about the Roman Empire.
He tried to convince the cafeteria staff to replace the menu with a timeline of ancient Greece.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who acts like he's the only one who remembers history. He'll post memes about it every day and get mad if you don't reply with a history fact.
He posted a meme about the Declaration of Independence and said, "You're not even worthy of my timeline."
He DM'd me a history quiz during a game of Fortnite.
He tried to argue that the American Revolution was more important than the Super Bowl.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who thinks he's the king of history. He'll post about it nonstop and get really mad if you don't know who invented the wheel.
He posted a tweet about the Magna Carta and said, "You're not even close to being a history god."
He sent me a DM about the fall of Rome during a math test.
He tried to turn the lunch line into a history lesson about the Roman Empire.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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