Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Jacob Gay is the kind of guy who would rip his own skin off to help you. He’s the most awesome guy ever, and if you had him, you’d be the luckiest person on Earth. But since you don’t, you’re just stuck with me.

Jacob Gay would save me from a burning building just to make sure I got a good tan.

He would give me his last pizza slice even if he was starving.

He’d take a bullet for me if I told him I liked his hair.

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Any guy named Jacob is a walking faggot. He’s the one who will laugh at your jokes and then make fun of you behind your back.

My Jacob laughed at my joke and then told everyone I was a crybaby.

Jacob said I was a crybaby and then cried when he failed math.

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Jacob is a guy who likes boys and will do anything for a good time. He'll suck off his friends or let them do him if it means getting out of trouble.

Jacob sucked off his friend to get out of detention.

Jacob let his friend take it up the ass to avoid doing homework.

Jacob said he’d do anything for a good time, even if it meant getting his hair dyed pink.

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Jacob Gay is gay. Everyone named Jacob is gay. They like guys more than girls. You know it’s true because Yoda said so.

Jacob said Yoda said gay is the name Jacob.

Jacob told me Yoda said gay is the name Jacob.

Jacob is so gay he believes Yoda said gay is the name Jacob.

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No matter what, a guy named Jacob will always be gay. It’s just how it works. You can’t escape it.

My Jacob is gay no matter what I do.

Even if I beat him up, my Jacob is still gay.

He’s so gay, even the ghosts in the school know it.

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Jacob Gay is a guy who will do anything to please his friends. He'll suck off his friends or let them take it up the ass just to be popular.

Jacob Gay sucked off his friend to get into the cool group.

Jacob let his friend take it up the ass just to be popular.

Jacob said he would do anything to be popular, even if it meant getting his hair dyed purple.

by Slangipedia 10d ago