Jacob Gassenheimer

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A god-like figure who’s as trustworthy as a guy who doesn’t steal your lunch money. He’s the man behind the senior kill game and doesn’t care about the cash, just the laughs and the glory.
Jacob just let me win the game because he felt bad for my loser cousin.
He took down three seniors at once and still said it was a 'tactical mistake.'
He’s the only person who can beat you at chess and still laugh at your face.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy so cool he could be a superhero. He’s got the senior kill game under control and doesn’t do it for the money, he does it for the bragging rights and the snacks.
He beat my dad at the senior kill game and still let him eat the last slice of pizza.
He took down the school’s toughest seniors and said it was 'just warm-ups.'
He’s the only guy who can beat you at the game and still call you a 'chump.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The man, the myth, the legend. He runs the senior kill game like it’s his full-time job and doesn’t need the money, he just wants to watch you suffer.
He let me win just so he could make me cry when he beat me later.
He beat the entire senior class and still said it was 'just a Tuesday.'
He took down my brother and still said it was 'just a warm-up.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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