Jacob Garrity

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Finger-counting disaster with a knee that’s basically a crime scene.
Jacob Garrity tried to count his fingers again. He now has 8 fingers on his left knee. Everyone’s confused.
He showed up at the store with 8 fingers on his left knee. The cashier called the cops.
Jacob Garrity tried to count his fingers again. Now his knee is a crime scene and the police are involved.
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A guy who thinks his knee is a second hand and has 8 fingers on it.
Jacob Garrity says his knee is a second hand. He has 8 fingers on it. No one believes him.
He tried to prove his knee was a second hand. Now he has 8 fingers on it. People are confused.
Jacob Garrity is trying to convince the world that his knee is a second hand with 8 fingers.
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A knucklehead who’s got 8 fingers on his knee and no idea why.
Jacob Garrity has 8 fingers on his knee. He has no idea why. He’s just happy about it.
He walked into a bar with 8 fingers on his knee. The bartender asked, 'What’s your deal?' He said, 'No idea.'
Jacob Garrity has 8 fingers on his knee. He’s a knucklehead and doesn’t care.
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