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A pain in the ass who talks nonsense and loses his mind over tiny stuff

Jacob: 'Why is the sky blue? I don’t like it.'

Jacob yelled at the coffee machine because it didn’t work fast enough.

He called me a ‘dumbass’ for wearing socks with sandals.

A loud, dumb guy who can’t shut up and gets mad for no reason

He screamed at the internet for not loading fast enough.

Jacob said, 'You’re the worst friend ever!' because I forgot to bring snacks.

He threw a sandwich at me for not listening to his dumb opinion.

A walking disaster who can’t stop talking and has a temper the size of a mountain

He flipped out because I used the last piece of pizza.

Jacob said, 'You’re a failure!' because I didn’t text him back instantly.

He cursed at the sky because it was too bright.