jacob fitzpatrick

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A walking mess of kindness and stupidity who somehow still manages to be a total legend in bed and on a guitar

Jacob tried to help me move and accidentally tripped into a cake.

He played a song so good, my dog started dancing.

He tried to be serious during a test and drew a goat on the exam.

The nicest guy you’ll ever meet, but he’s also the reason the universe almost exploded from laughter and bad decisions

He told my teacher a joke so bad, she failed me for being too amused.

He tried to fix my phone and turned it into a toaster.

He cried during a movie and then laughed at his own crying.

A man who is 90% heart, 10% brain, and 100% trouble in bed and on a guitar

He tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.

He broke up with his ex just to make a song about it.

He fell asleep during a math test and dreamed about rock stars.