Jacob fiske

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A piece of trash that smells like old cheese and bad decisions
Jacob Fiske is the reason I failed math
He showed up to my birthday with a sandwich
He called my mom a cactus
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The worst human ever who talks too much and eats too much
Jacob Fiske spoke for 10 minutes about his dog
He ate my lunch and then cried
He told my crush I was a potato
3
A human-shaped disaster that nobody asked for
Jacob Fiske ruined my game night
He showed up with a limesoda and a tantrum
He called my dad a sock
4
A guy who thinks he's cool but is actually a disaster
Jacob Fiske tried to be funny and failed
He wore socks with sandals to my party
He told my teacher I was a chicken
5
A human that is literally the worst thing ever
Jacob Fiske is the reason I have a headache
He told my cat I was a vegetable
He brought a pizza and then cried
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A guy who smells like gym socks and bad ideas
Jacob Fiske sat next to me and I died a little
He tried to be my friend and failed
He brought a calculator to my birthday
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