jacob english

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#photobooth king#app destroyer#wide load lover

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A guy who talks less than a dead frog. He takes selfies in photo booths like it's his job. He gets in trouble in apps like he's trying to break the internet. He's obsessed with Pepe's chilean adventure like it's a religion. He loves Indonesia and Katrina like they're his soulmates. He laughs at fat guys on rollerskates with a sign that says 'wide load' stuck to their ass. Also known as Suri Cruise.
Jacob took 17 selfies in the photobooth and still didn't know which one to pick.
He got kicked out of the app for trying to hack Pepe's chilean adventure with a cheeseburger.
He laughed so hard at the wide load sign that he fell off his chair and broke his face.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A human with Down syndrome who screams like a banshee every time he sees a cow. He thinks the sky is a giant pizza and that the moon is made of spaghetti.
He saw a cow and screamed 'NEEEEEE HOOOOOWWWWWWWWW' so loud that the cow ran away.
He told his mom the sky was a pizza and that the moon was the last slice.
He cried when the spaghetti ran out and said the moon was sad too.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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