jacob + emily

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Jacob and Emily are like soulmates who got stuck in the same body. They don’t just click, they explode. Nothing can break them, not even the worst of the worst.

Jacob: 'I knew the second I saw her.' Emily: 'You were annoying.'

They started dating after a 3-hour argument about whose turn it was to clean the toilet.

Emily texted Jacob at 2 a. m. just to say 'I miss you.' He replied with a photo of his face after a 3-hour crying jag.

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Jacob and Emily are like the last two pieces of a puzzle that nobody else can fit together. They fit so well, they might just start a cult.

They spent a whole weekend arguing about whose favorite snack was better, crackers or cookies. No one won.

Emily’s DMs to Jacob: 'You are the best.' Jacob’s reply: 'You are the only one who will ever say that.'

They got into a fight about the meaning of life, then made up over pizza and a nap.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jacob and Emily are like a married couple who just got engaged. They fight like they’re in a wrestling match, but they still end up together every single time.

Jacob said Emily was 'the most annoying person he’d ever met.' Then he proposed to her in the middle of a math test.

They got into a huge fight over whose turn it was to do the dishes, then spent 3 hours making a dessert together.

Emily sent Jacob a text that said 'I hate you.' He replied with a 10-minute video of him singing 'I Love You' in the shower.

by Slangipedia 1d ago