Jacob Elliston

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He’s got a huge cock and girls love him. You can’t help but respect a guy like Jacob.
Jacob walks in and the whole school turns around.
He gets 5 girls to text him at once.
He just laughs when someone calls him a pikey.
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He’s like a magical creature made by two ugly people. No one knows how he exists.
He’s like a fairy tale but with more swear words.
He’s the reason the school has a new legend.
He’s the best part of the Charter North rumors.
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Don’t be his friend. He’s got a tiny cock and he’s a disgrace to all gypsies.
He tries to flirt with your crush and it’s embarrassing.
He calls you a pikey in front of everyone.
He’s the reason the school has a new hate group.
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