Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the most f***ed up queer you'll ever meet. He makes your brain feel like it got hit by a brick. One look from him and you're stupid for life.

I walked into the room and saw Jacob Eaton. My brain died.

He looked at me and I forgot how to spell my name.

He walked in and I suddenly knew what a headache was.

2

the guy who makes your brain go from 100 to zero in one second. He’s like a brain-eating monster, and you’re the brain.

He walked in and I forgot how to do math.

He said one word and I started crying.

He looked at me and I forgot my own name.

3

the worst queer ever. He’s so stupid that he makes you feel smart just by existing. He’s like a brain virus, and you’re the brain.

He talked and I suddenly knew everything.

He said one sentence and I felt like Einstein.

He walked in and I got a brain high.

4

a queer so dumb he makes your brain feel like it’s been boiled. He’s like the devil’s cousin, and your brain is the victim.

He said one thing and I forgot how to read.

He looked at me and I forgot my name.

He talked and my brain turned to soup.

5

the guy who takes your brain and turns it into a meatball. He’s so f***ed up, he makes you feel like you’ve been hit by a meatball truck.

He said one word and my brain turned to meat.

He walked in and I forgot how to think.

He looked at me and I became a meatball.

6

the queer who turns your brain to mush. He’s like a brain destroyer, and you’re the brain. One look and you’re brain-dead.

He looked at me and my brain melted.

He said one thing and my brain turned to mush.

He walked in and I became brain-dead.