Jacob Dumb

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She gave me head and heroin like it was Tuesday and I was ready for bed. She let me cum on her chin, but this kid is the worst mistake I ever made.
She gave me head and heroin like I was her personal drug dealer.
She let me cum on her chin, and I still don’t know why.
This kid is the worst mistake I ever made. I should’ve left him on the sidewalk.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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She gave me my son, Jacob Dumb. He’s been my hell since the day he was born. He’s the reason I drink every night.
She gave me my son, Jacob Dumb. He’s been my hell since he started talking.
He’s the reason I drink every night. I blame him for my bad decisions.
Jacob Dumb is the reason I’m broke and in a bad mood.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Dumb sat on the porch every night, mumble-singing like he was trying to impress my wife. He’s got no brains and even less personality.
Jacob Dumb sat on the porch every night, mumble-singing like he was trying to impress my wife.
He’s got no brains and even less personality. I wouldn’t trust him with a sandwich.
He mumble-sang like he was trying to win a talent show.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He sat between my wife’s legs like he was trying to take over the world. He’s got the attention span of a goldfish.
He sat between my wife’s legs like he was trying to take over the world.
He’s got the attention span of a goldfish. He can’t even finish a sentence.
He sat between my wife’s legs like he was trying to propose.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He sang through his young throat like he thought he was a rockstar. He’s got the voice of a goat and the brain of a toddler.
He sang through his young throat like he was trying to win a karaoke bar.
He’s got the voice of a goat and the brain of a toddler.
He sang like he was a rockstar and I was his biggest fan.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, and I said, 'Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb.' He’s the reason I hate my life.
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, and I said, 'Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb.'
He’s the reason I hate my life. I’d rather be dead than deal with him.
A fly laid an egg and my life got worse. Jacob Dumb is the worst.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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