Jacob Duda

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He’s cool if you don’t act like a brain-dead toddler who thinks they’re the president of the universe

You’re not stupid, are you? Because if you are, I’m gonna punch you.

Why are you crying over a snack? You’re 14.

If you keep talking like that, I’m gonna throw you out the window.

He’s a chill dude unless you’re an idiot and act like you own the place

You think you’re the king of the school? Newsflash, you’re not even the king of this room.

You’re not cool, you’re just loud and dumb.

If you keep being a drama queen, I’m gonna feed you to the dogs.

He’s easy to hang out with if you’re not a brainless meatball who thinks everything is a war

You’re not a warrior, you’re just annoying.

Why are you fighting over a pencil? That’s not a battle.

If you act like you’re dying, I’m gonna laugh until I cry.