jacob droney

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A crazy ginger who smells like old socks and fights like a mad chicken he weighs about 90 pounds and is as tall as a toilet

I saw Jacob Droney in the hallway and he screamed at a pigeon like it owed him money

He tried to punch a vending machine and it gave him a free bag of chips

He wore a hat made of socks and called it a 'mystery crown'

A tiny ginger with the brain of a confused squirrel and the temper of a flamingo he’s like a walking mess of colors and madness

He yelled at a calculator and it broke

He cried when his juice box was empty

He tried to run away from a spider and tripped on a pencil

A ginger who thinks he’s a superhero but he’s just a mess of bad decisions and bad hair he’s like a rainbow that fell into a swamp

He tried to save a tree and knocked it over

He wore socks as gloves and called it 'fashion'

He bit a sandwich and it bit back