jacob dombkowski

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a dumb kid who yells nonsense like he’s the king of the world
Jacob screamed 'I am the pizza of the universe!' during math class.
He randomly shouted 'My socks are alive!' in the middle of a test.
He yelled 'I can bench 1000 pounds!' while lifting a pencil.
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a guy who talks loud and stupid like he’s never been embarrassed before
He yelled 'I can beat up the principal!' during lunch.
He said 'I am the strongest man on Earth!' while tripping over his own shoes.
He randomly yelled 'I am a superhero!' while getting kicked out of the cafeteria.
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a brainless idiot who yells random stuff like it’s important
He screamed 'The sky is green!' during science class.
He yelled 'I am the president!' while eating a sandwich.
He randomly said 'I can fly!' while falling off the bleachers.
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