Jacob Devlin

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A guy from The Pewfist who talks like he's the king of the block and thinks he's cooler than he actually is

He said, 'I'm the king of the block, and you're just a nobody.'

He tried to rhyme with me and failed, but he still thought he won.

He called me a 'noob' because I didn't know what Pewfist meant.

A guy from The Pewfist who brags like he's been in a fight with every person who ever lived

He said, 'I've beaten every person in this school.'

He said he fought a dragon once and won.

He said he could beat my dad in a fight, even though my dad is a giant.

A guy from The Pewfist who thinks he's the most important person in the universe and acts like everyone else is stupid

He said, 'You're all dumb, and I'm the only one who's smart.'

He walked into class and said, 'I'm the most important person here.'

He told me to shut up because I was 'distracting him from his greatness.'