Jacob Devinny

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The hottest man alive with a body like a god and a brain like a rocket. He’s so good, it hurts.
Bro, Jacob Devinny is the reason I failed math and my self-esteem.
I saw him in the grocery store and I dropped my cereal.
He walks in and the whole gym stops. It’s like a power outage.
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A man so attractive and smart, he makes everyone else look like a failure. And he knows it.
Jacob Devinny is the only person I’ve ever seen who could make me cry in the gym.
He’s like a superhero, but with better abs and more confidence.
He texted me and I immediately got a headache from being so jealous.
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The most perfect man ever made. He’s like a dream, but with more muscles and less boring stuff.
I saw Jacob Devinny and I forgot how to breathe. Also, I forgot my password.
He’s the only guy who could make me forget my lunch and my dignity.
He walks by and I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck. A sexy truck.
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