Jacob Davies

Jacob Davies just talked for ten minutes about his dog. Nobody cared.

He opened his mouth and never shut it. Like a broken faucet.

He tried to explain his life story during a group project. It was a disaster.

He walked into the room like he owned it. He did.

He drank straight from a bottle like it was a trophy.

He said 'you're not my friend' to a guy who had been there since first grade.