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A tiny black kid named Jacob with a head like a dried-up prune and a chode for a penis that looks like it was stuck in a toaster
Jacob walked into the room and I immediately knew why the teachers called him 'the nut-head chode'
He tried to do a dance move and it looked like his nose was trying to escape his face
His mom said he was born with a head that had the texture of a bagel and a penis that could light a cigarette
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A small black kid named Jacob who looks like he was dropped in a bucket of dirt and had a penis that could make a goat cry
He walked into the class and the whole room laughed because his nose looked like it was trying to get out
His teacher said he was the dirtiest kid she ever saw and his chode was a disgrace
He tried to sit down and his head looked like it was about to explode from all the dirt
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A small black kid named Jacob with a head like a coconut and a penis so chodey it could make a cow blush
He walked into the cafeteria and the whole lunch table laughed because his head looked like a coconut that got hit with a hammer
His chode was so long it could have been used as a ladder
He tried to do push-ups and his head looked like it was going to pop off
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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