Jacob Curtsinger

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A smelly guy who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread and wants to flirt with every woman in the neighborhood

He texted my mom, 'Hey, I'm the best guy in the block. Want to be my wife?'

He walked by my house and yelled, 'I bet I could beat your husband any day.'

He sent my mom a selfie with a mustache and a bad haircut.

A guy who thinks he's hot and wants to hit on your mom like she's his last chance at love

He DM'd my mom, 'You're the best looking woman in the neighborhood. Let's have a baby.'

He came to my house and said, 'Your mom is way better than my ex.'

He texted my mom, 'I'm the only guy who can make you happy.'

A guy who smells like old socks and thinks he's the next big thing, trying to steal your mom away

He texted my mom, 'You're way better than my ex. Let's get married.'

He came to my house and said, 'Your mom is the best. I'll make her happy.'

He sent my mom a photo of himself wearing only socks and said, 'This is my look.'