jacob crusan

Jacob Crusan thinks he invented the wheel. He doesn't. He just sits there like he does.

He knows everything about nothing. It's super annoying.

He tried to explain gravity in the lunchroom. No one listened. Even the cafeteria lady rolled her eyes.

He does math in his head while people are talking. It's like he's trying to prove he's better than you.

He told me he can predict the future with algebra. I don't believe him. I don't want to believe him.

He tried to cast a spell on my pencil. It didn't work. My pencil just broke.

He asked the teacher if he could do the whole test in one minute. He did. You got extra homework.

He kept talking during class. The teacher made everyone do extra work. It was his fault.

He cheated on the quiz. The teacher found out. Now you have to do extra homework too.

He knows every single fact about every single thing. He also talks non-stop.

He interrupted the principal during a meeting to explain the history of the school. No one cared.

He told me the exact number of stars in the galaxy. I didn't ask.

He talks like a robot. He also doesn’t know when to stop talking.

He explained why the sky is blue for 10 minutes. No one asked.

He started a conversation with the janitor about the periodic table. It was weird.

He’s the best at everything. He also thinks he’s the best at everything. It’s annoying.

He won the science fair. He bragged about it for a week.

He thinks he’s the best at math. He is. He also talks about it non-stop.