Jacob cook

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A giant pile of meat who thinks they're the best at everything and has the worst haircut ever.
Jacob Cook just posted a photo of himself doing push-ups. It's just a sad man trying to be cool.
He told me he’s gonna beat me in chess. I laughed so hard I peed a little.
He tried to rap. It sounded like a goat with a broken jaw.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A bloated piece of meat who thinks they're a legend and has the saddest hair trim in history.
He posted a selfie with a dog. The dog looked more confident than him.
He tried to explain quantum physics to me. I still don’t know what it means, but I know he was wrong.
He asked me to call him 'Sir Jacob' and I told him to go eat a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A meaty disaster who thinks they're a god and has the most lifeless trim ever seen.
He tried to dance. It was like watching a cow try to do the cha-cha.
He told me he’s gonna win a competition. I bet him ten bucks he'll finish last.
He posted a video of him eating a burger. It was more dramatic than a soap opera.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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