Jacob Contreras

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Jacob Contreras is a total legend with a personality so loud it could wake the dead. If you mess with him, you’ll wish you had never been born.

I asked him for a snack. He said no. Now I have a black eye and a broken wrist.

She called him ugly. He threw her out the window. Now she’s stuck in the ditch.

He told me to shut up. I didn’t. He broke my nose. I still didn’t shut up.

Jacob Contreras is like a superhero who also knows how to punch. If you don’t respect him, you’ll be his next victim.

He saw me eating his pizza. He came at me like a bull. I ran. He chased me. I fell. Pizza everywhere.

I made fun of his hair. He laughed. Then he hit me. Then he laughed again.

He said I was a waste of oxygen. I said he was a waste of a punch. He proved me wrong.

Jacob Contreras is the kind of guy who can make your day or break your face. Don’t be a fool and mess with him.

He asked me if I wanted to be friends. I said no. He said okay. Then he hit me. Then he said okay again.

I called him a nerd. He called me a coward. Then he kicked me. Now I’m a nerd and a coward.

He was hungry. I had a sandwich. He took it. I was mad. He was full. I was sad.