Jacob Comire

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A Jacob Comire is a guy who loves getting his face in someone else's business and doesn't care if it smells

I told my friend he was a Jacob Comire because he went for the third guy in the bar.

He called me a Jacob Comire after I said I preferred pizza to his breath.

At the party, I saw him with two guys and knew he was a full-time Jacob Comire.

A Jacob Comire is a man who thinks getting head is the only way to survive the day

He said he'd rather get head than go to work.

I asked him why he skipped the meeting, and he said, 'I had a Jacob Comire emergency.'

He called me at 3 a. m. to tell me he was a Jacob Comire and needed help.

A Jacob Comire is a guy who thinks being a human vacuum cleaner is the best job ever

He said he wanted to be a Jacob Comire when he grew up.

At the restaurant, he started licking the plate and was definitely a Jacob Comire.

He told his mom he was a Jacob Comire and didn't want to be a dentist anymore.

A Jacob Comire is a man who will do anything to avoid having to talk to people

He said he'd take a head from a guy instead of talking to his ex.

He went to the store and came back with a guy from the back aisle.

He said he'd rather be a Jacob Comire than be on a Zoom call.

A Jacob Comire is a guy who thinks he's the king of the jungle and everyone else is just background noise

He called me from the park and said he was a Jacob Comire and the whole park was watching.

He told me he was the king of the jungle and everyone else was just a Jacob Comire.

He said he didn't need to be anywhere because he was the king of the jungle and a Jacob Comire.

A Jacob Comire is a man who thinks getting head is better than getting a raise

He turned down a raise because he said he was a Jacob Comire.

He said he'd rather get head than a promotion.

He told his boss he was a Jacob Comire and left the meeting.