Jacob Cochran

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A total piece of garbage who yells, "Stop being a bitch," like it's some kind of magic. He thinks Asian girls are the best and eats Alabama hot pockets like they're gourmet.
DM: "You failed. Stop being a bitch."
Text: "I saw you eating hot pockets. You're disgusting."
Tweet: "Asian girls are the only ones who understand me."
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The worst human being who yells at everyone. His favorite thing is telling people to stop being a bitch. He also likes Asian girls and hot pockets from Alabama.
Text: "You're the worst. Stop being a bitch."
Tweet: "Asian girls are the best. Everyone else is trash."
DM: "Why are you eating hot pockets in class?"
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A real-life disaster who yells at people like they're his personal enemies. He's obsessed with Asian girls and thinks Alabama hot pockets are the best thing ever.
Text: "You're the worst. Stop being a bitch."
Tweet: "Hot pockets are better than life."
DM: "Why do you hate me?"
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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