Jacob clement

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A meathead who thinks he's the king of the school but can't even tie his shoes properly.

Jacob Clement tried to explain calculus like it was a fashion trend. It was tragic.

He called me a 'dumb billy' because I got a B on my math test.

He tried to flirt with my crush and failed so hard it hurt.

The human version of a broken toaster, loud, messy, and completely useless.

He yelled at the principal for giving him a C.

He tried to do a cartwheel in the hallway and face-planted into a wall.

He called my mom a 'dumb cow' during lunch.

A walking disaster who thinks he's cool but is just loud and dumb.

He tried to start a band called 'Jacob and the Dumb Kids' and it was a disaster.

He made a joke about my pants and it was the worst joke ever.

He tried to do a magic trick and just dropped a bunch of pencils.

The kind of person who thinks he's a superhero but can't even do a push-up.

He tried to save the world during recess and just tripped over a chair.

He yelled at the teacher for giving him a D and it was embarrassing.

He tried to be a cool guy and just said 'dude' 20 times.

A loud, dumb, and slightly smelly kid who thinks he's the best at everything.

He bragged about his 'super-smelly socks' and it was gross.

He tried to fight my brother and lost badly.

He called me a 'dumb billy' during lunch and it was the worst.