Jacob Clapper

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A guy who eats like he's been exiled from a food truck
He ate three burgers and a fry like it was a punishment.
He asked for double cheese and double bacon without blinking.
He ordered a pizza and a salad and called it a balanced meal.
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A human who thinks a snack is just a snack and not a survival tactic
He ate a whole bag of chips while crying about his ex.
He snacked through a movie like it was a warzone.
He had a snack at 3 a. m. and called it a lifestyle.
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A guy who could eat a whole buffet and still ask for seconds
He ate a buffet and said it was just a warm-up.
He asked for seconds and then thirds like it was a sport.
He ate so much he had to take a nap and called it a food coma.
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