jacob cisneros

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a total savage who kicks ass and takes names and laughs while doing it, with a messed-up sense of humor that makes you question your life choices.

Jacob just walked into a bar and told the bouncer to 'either let me in or I'll make you cry.' The bouncer let him in.

He texted me at 2 AM saying, 'I just ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips. I'm now a monster.'

He told his crush he was 'not a regular guy, he was a legend in the making.'

a man who doesn't just have game, he owns it, and he also has a weird laugh that makes people lose their minds.

At the party, Jacob said, 'I don't just flirt, I conquer.' And then he winked like he was the king of the world.

He DM'd me, 'I just won a bet. Now I have to eat a whole cake in one sitting. I'll be back.'

He told the teacher, 'You're not scary, you're just average.' Then he left.

a guy who's got more swagger than a suitcase full of cash and a laugh that sounds like a malfunctioning toaster.

Jacob walked into class and said, 'I just had a dream I was a superhero. I woke up and realized I was still a legend.'

He told his friend, 'I don't need a phone, I've got a brain and a sense of humor.'

He texted me, 'I just ate a whole taco and now I'm a taco legend.'