jacob chang

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#anime geek #grounded king #wrestling legend

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he's the idiot who watches anime like it's a religion and gets grounded because he and his bro fight over dishes and dog duty like it's the final battle and then he sings in chorus like he's trying to annoy the entire school and he's a video game god but he still wrestles for Waipahu High like he's trying to prove he's not a complete waste of space.

Jacob: 'I'm not doing the dishes again! I'm saving my energy for my next game!' Brother: 'You're going to regret that when you lose to me in the wrestling match.'

Teacher: 'Jacob, why are you singing in the hallway?' Jacob: 'Because the chorus is too quiet for my standards.'

Mom: 'Jacob, you're grounded for the rest of the week!' Jacob: 'But I was only late for one class!'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

he's the weirdo who thinks anime is better than real life and gets punished by his parents because he and his bro argue over dishes and dog duties like it's the last day on Earth and he sings in chorus like he's trying to turn the school into a musical and he's a video game beast and he wrestles like he's trying to prove he's not a total failure.

Jacob: 'You're gonna regret this when I beat you in the next game!' Brother: 'You're gonna regret this when I beat you in the next wrestling match!'

Teacher: 'Jacob, why are you singing in the lunchroom?' Jacob: 'Because the chorus didn't have enough voices!'

Mom: 'Jacob, if you don't stop being late, you'll never graduate!' Jacob: 'But I was only 2 minutes late!'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

he's the guy who lives in anime and gets grounded because he and his bro fight over dishes and dog duties like they're going to war and he sings in chorus like it's the most important thing in the world and he's a video game champion and he wrestles like he's trying to save the school from total embarrassment.

Jacob: 'I'm not doing the dishes again! I'm saving my strength for my next game!' Brother: 'You're going to regret that when I beat you in wrestling!'

Teacher: 'Jacob, why are you singing in the hallway?' Jacob: 'Because I'm trying to make the chorus better!'

Mom: 'Jacob, you're grounded until you finish your chores!' Jacob: 'But I already did my chores!'

by Slangipedia 1d ago