Jacob Cavesuela

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Jacob Cavesuela fits in everywhere and gets along with anyone. He’s a goofy mess most of the time, but he’s got a soft heart that only shows up when he’s not being a total idiot. He works his ass off to keep his family happy, and if you sleep in his bed, you might find out his secrets.

"I don’t know why I’m still friends with him. He’s a walking disaster.", His best friend, who’s also his worst enemy

"He cried when his dog died. That’s when I knew he wasn’t totally crazy.", His neighbor

"I slept in his bed once. Let’s just say I got a front-row seat to his wild side.", His ex-girlfriend

by Slangipedia 10d ago

He’s the kind of guy who can charm the pants off anyone, but he’s also a total clown. He’s got Native American pride and a Spanish side, and he looks like a movie star whether he’s got a ponytail or a buzz cut with a star on the side.

"He walked into the room, and I instantly knew I was doomed.", A girl who fell for him

"He’s got that cool guy vibe, but he also wears glitter on his face sometimes.", His coworker

"He looks like he stepped out of a magazine, but he also wears socks with sandals.", His brother

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jacob Cavesuela is a rare bird. He’s kind, hardworking, and would die for his family. But if you’re not careful, he’ll make you sleep in his bed to find out his secrets. He’s the perfect guy, and you’re just too stupid to realize it.

"He’s the kind of guy who would give you his last dollar if you asked.", His friend

"He’s got that perfect smile, but he also once tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.", His mom

"He’s perfect, but he also has a side of crazy that no one can handle.", His sister

by Slangipedia 10d ago