Jacob Carr

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A farming god who plays farming simulator like it's a war. They tear fish apart at bonfires like it's a festival. Two huge nibbas broke their swing and now they’re crying like a baby.
Jacob just ate a whole fish at the bonfire and said it was revenge for his broken swing.
He tried to beat up the two nibbas but got knocked out by a fish.
He posted a farming simulator video with a caption: 'This is for my broken swing and my broken pride.'
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A farmer who’s so good at farming simulator, they should get a medal. They like to burn fish at bonfires. Two big nibbas broke their swing and now they’re mad.
Jacob posted a tweet: 'I’m farming so hard, I’m gonna get a medal. Or at least a new swing.'
He tried to roast a fish at the bonfire and it exploded in his face.
He texted his friend: 'Those two nibbas are gonna pay for that swing.'
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A farmer who plays farming simulator like it’s their life. They burn fish at bonfires for fun. Two huge nibbas broke their swing and now they’re out for blood.
Jacob screamed at the bonfire: 'I’ll burn you all if you don’t fix my swing!'
He tried to beat up the two nibbas but got beaten up instead.
He posted a farming simulator video and said, 'This is for my broken swing and my broken heart.'
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